The last couple of times that I have worked with Zen Buddha there has been no sign of Fat Moe - her nincompoop boyfriend that sleeps in her car. Well, last night I figured out the mystery.
"Oh, you know, Fat Moe got arrested," Zen Buddha said to me. "He had like five warrants out for his arrest, but I'm going to pick him up from jail today."
I didn't ask Zen Buddha what the warrants were for because I already knew.
Two for being a douche bag in Ohio.
One for intent to sell dirt weed in New York.
And two more warrants for giving senior citizens wet-willies in Florida.