Every night it's my job to throw out the old baked goods. This puts me in a peculiar situation. If I decide to do my job I'm wasting food; and if I throw the baked goods into the trunk of my car I'm stealing on camera.
Would The Mundane Manger really fire me over some food that Tim Hortons considers trash? Does management ever look over the security camera's footage? Would my life be better if they just fired me?
I don't think that I have the answers to these questions just yet because it's difficult to tackle moral dilemmas on an empty stomach. Luckily, I have a couple dozen donuts, a few fruit explosion muffins, a bunch of bagels and a cheese croissant within arms length that will help me think it over.