Zen Buddha brought this Arby's into work last night, but she didn't eat it right away. Around 2 a.m. she decided that it was go time, time to eat her roast beef sandwich.
"Fire, oh my god there is a fire," I heard Zen Buddha yelling.
I turned around to see ZB fling open the microwave. Inside her roast beef sandwich was on fire and still in the metallic wrapping.
"Oh, I forgot that I left the wrapping on."