I've tried to keep the blogs fresh, but I will be honest: I haven't worked in over a week and I am running out of material. I think someone has figured out my real identity and location.
Not only has someone figured me out, but this snitch told my Mundane Manager about my blog. And what do you know? I am barely on the schedule these days. Well, if you have something to say to me, I am working tomorrow night. Come through the drive-through at midnight if you aren't yellow; I will make sure that your coffee is, bitch.